No, this isn't the inspiration for Seth McFarlane's 'Family Guy'

..But it could pass for Peter Griffin..

The main difference is that Peter Griffin serves a purpose in our lives.. He makes us laugh. This 'Family Guy' just sorta makes us chuckle uncomfortably in embarrassment, especially ME, because I let him 'tap dat azz'. Not one of my proudest moments.

I had sometimes wondered what it would be like to have sex with a fat guy and now I know. It was 'squishy'. I'm sure he had wondered what it would be like to get it on with a slender sexy leggy blonde. I think his experience was more pleasant than mine.

Either way, it looks like he probably isn't getting it from anyone these days, most especially his wife.

I will chalk that one up to 'another bad experience that taught me an important lesson', but I should also be able to claim it as a charitable act on my part.

Hope you enjoyed another one of my Tales from the Crypt. I'm sure there will be others.